My Chemical Romance Quotes

My Chemical Romance Quotes:


Frank Iero Quotes:


“Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug.
Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frankie: That's gross (circles bug and write eww on paper).”

“It's about a girl and a guy and they both die....no wait...she doesn't die....he just THINKS she's dead.....”

“We actually wanted to do this in OUR church...but uh... we don't GO there anymore....”

“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!”

“I would date Gerard.”

“Homophobia is gay.”

“Yeah, I have fired a gun and I loved it.”

“I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.”

“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.”

“If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn.”

“It's Spelt c-h-o-r-u-s”

Gerard Way Quotes:

“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.”

“There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope.”

“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”

“It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.”

“Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Different Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?”

“Random Reporter: What do you like to do with your fans?
Gerard: We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!”

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

“I said to myself, 'Man, I'm so tired of hearing songs about peoples' ex-girlfriends. It's really nauseating. And the whole me, me, me aspect of it was just like (overdone).”

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”

“When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism.”

“Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.”

“I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building”

“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”

“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”


“That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!”

“If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail.”

“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.”

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!”

“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.”

“When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.”

“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.”

“Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you...”

“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!”

“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.

“Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!

“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time, ... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee”

“Welcome to the new church! Can I get an 'Amen'?”

“One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny…But then it was funny.”

“It's a documentary that captures the rise and occasional stumblings of this band. It's really crazy, we had forgotten about a lot of the stuff that happens in the film. Like backstage stuff and concert footage. Basically, it tells the story of one really crazy year in this band's life.”

“Yeah, man, I agree, ... At the beginning of the film, I look like Jabba the Hutt, and then by the end of the film, there are all these shots of us and we all look like skeletons.”

“We might stop with 'Ghost.' We could easily put out another video -- we've talked about a whole bunch of possible songs to make videos for -- but we want to focus on doing some touring, and making a new record as soon as possible, ... So maybe we don't need to make another video. But I've always wanted to do a video for 'You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison,' so, really, who knows?”

“It looked like an X-Wing [from 'Star Wars'] and it came in just one color, which was 'metal' colored. It was awesome, though. I spent $700 on it, and I know people now who have rims that cost more than that. I had friends that all bought new cars and they were always breaking down on them. But mine lasted. Only thing was it couldn't really go up hills.”

“We've always wanted to give something back to our fans, and to play the kind of shows we know they want to see, ... And we really think this tour is exactly that.”

“The transition from support act to headliner is an exciting change, as this will be the first time fans get to spend a proper night with us. Our set will be longer with fans hearing songs they've never seen live before and experience production, which we've never had. We can't wait!”

“Ray- What is a large group of moose? Mooses?
Mikey- No way! It's Meesi.
Gerard- F*ck Off! It's Meese.”

“So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?”

How many ladies in the house tonight!? [Fans scream] Oh, sh*t... All you ladies scream! [Fans scream again] Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you something. Some day, you're going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he's going to tell you if you show him your tits he'll take you backstage. And I want you... to spit in that mother f***er's face! [Fans scream] Because you are better than that!”

“I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular."”

“When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.”

“This Song (Give Em Hell Kid) Is about getting Knocked Up. Has Anyone Here Ever Gotten Knocked Up?”

“I'm never able to forget the really bad stuff I went through!”

“There have been tours where we hit a different Wal-Mart almost every night.”

“'I didn't want to say anything. I liked Star Wars when I was ten.'”

“Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going throgh it alone.”

“Since we're in an arena, ... We'll do it arena-rock style!”

“You all have no idea how many (expletive) bugs there are on this stage.”

“It really doesn't follow a linear thing. It's more like you're getting little snippets of the story, which at the end should make up the whole part.”

“We're so excited about playing the new record that we just want to play the whole thing.”

“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”

“I got sunburnt which is obviously a drag for me because in theory the sun is supposed to kill me”

“There's definitely a trashy, x-rated vibe to our live set. It's mainly to put off homophobes, but also because as seriously as you take this, you can't take yourself that seriously. so it's like aggressive, softcore gay porn. there's a little man love, maybe some smooching, definitely some crotch grabbing. I definitely used to f*ck the monitors.

“For me (being onstage) is me being everything I always wanted to be. It erases everything I don't like about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us.”

“Frankie: We were like ghostbuster famous.
Gerard: Yeah, Ghostbuster Famous!”

“If you come to one of our shows then you're a little f**ked up. That's okay. We're just as f**ked up as you”

“Dumbass, that wasn't one of the choices.”

“I'm sick of seeing my face. But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cuz it's MY f**kin face.”

“Just 'cuz you're bigger than me, just 'cuz you're smarter than me, just because you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way no how, I'm sucking you off, for any amount of money.”

“Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!”

“No one likes the new kid at school because he smells weird and has a penchant for leather and the homoerotic

“This Shit Is Easy-Peasy, Pumpkin-Peasy....Pumpkin Pie Motherf***ers.”

“You know, I was wondering what you were doing over there. I was like, 'What are you doing over here?' Then you kicked me in the balls, and I was like, 'What did I do?'”


Mikey Way Quotes:

“There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.”

“This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.”

“We're very attractive to them because we dress like
homeless people.”

“I like popsicles.”

“There's absolutely a movement of a return to rock. Sometimes the good guys win. Kids are sick of the (expletive) pop and sick of being lied to. Everyone wants something real, something that was created to invoke a positive feeling.”

“We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a f**k battery and I have a plane ride!”

“I could eat my body weight in sushi.”

“Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me.”

“Its hard to break out of Routines there, If I wasn't in this band, I'd probably be stuck doing some retail job. We lived near malls, and that's just what you would do. A lot of people I know ended up as, like, a manager at the Gap.”

“It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard's not cool!”