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BEST SEX JOKE!

Sat Dec 5, 2009, 1:02 PM
BEST SEX JOKE Body: Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce ! Tomato ! Lettuce ! Tomato ! Lettuce ! Tomato ! She screams. Lettuce ! Tomato ! Whoa ! PULL IT OUT ! PULL IT OUT NOW ! I can't get pregnant ! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face !" Post this 1 hour- You'll have bad sex? 20 min - Your crush will kiss you? 15min - Your crush will tongue you? 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out in the next 2 mins? 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as BEST SEX JOKE

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Hey! I'm AkumaKori, please take a look at my gallery and see if you like anything. This is just a random pic I took on my laptop because I never upload any photos of myself. Ever. So people are constantly asking me who I am on myspace and facebook and stuff, so I just took a bunch of pics, but I like this one so I picked it for my deviantID. Hehe...Condoms....

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  • Current Residence: Calyfornya
  • Interests: Writing, Drawing, Reading
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, punk, screemo, emo, death metal, heavy metal, just plain metal
  • Favourite artist: My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way, Tite Kubo, lots of others
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Favourite style of art: Manga, anime, chibi, illustrative, shoujo
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch or iPhone
  • Skin of choice: urm... mine?
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tie between Grimmjow and Ulquiorra from Bleach or L from Death Note
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  • Tools of the Trade: Mah Imagination

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=blooddropcookies 2 hours 31 minutes ago
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*kawaii-anime-vamp911 3 hours 51 minutes ago
LMAO! So I was just on mystery google(you type something in, press search, and get the last thing someone else searched)so i typed in 'what should i do when i'm alone' and clicked search....
it said 'sex doll'

EPIC!:rofl:

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~happySMITTENemoKID 1 day 6 hours ago
Thanks for the fave! :D

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=D my gallery! =D
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~AkumaKori 18 hours 34 minutes ago
Welcome!

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~AkumaKori 18 hours 34 minutes ago
Welcome!

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Our shows are like aggressive softcore gay porn. - Gerard Way

Oooh! Look! [link]

When life gives you lemons throw them back and hope they fuckin' hit life in the fuckin' eyes.
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Mood: Love ~Alorose 2 days 17 hours ago
Thankyou so much for un favo

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~AkumaKori 18 hours 34 minutes ago
Welcome!

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Our shows are like aggressive softcore gay porn. - Gerard Way

Oooh! Look! [link]

When life gives you lemons throw them back and hope they fuckin' hit life in the fuckin' eyes.
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=photographersfanclub 2 days 19 hours ago
In response to your :+fav: just now...

Please go and :+fav: here: [link]

I am not the original artist.
This is a fan club for photographers.

Much appreciative! :D

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~AkumaKori 18 hours 33 minutes ago
Thanks for letting me know!

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Our shows are like aggressive softcore gay porn. - Gerard Way

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When life gives you lemons throw them back and hope they fuckin' hit life in the fuckin' eyes.
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